You see, even though I don’t own a llama, I still have to use his services. I do this out of necessity. I have a lot of laundry to do and I need this llama to help me accomplish my task. I’m a big fan of the llama and would never miss it, but I don’t have it in my house to use if I don’t want to.
This is also one of those things that can be considered “self-aware” if you are aware of it and can put things into perspective. For example, I have an Amazon Kindle which I use for reading, but I also use it to listen to music. I find that listening to music in a car while driving down the interstate can be distracting. I can sit and listen to music in a car without being distracted.
If you’re like most people this is a no-brainer, but if you know people who have Amazon Kindles you might be self-aware about this, too. In fact, our own study of the data found that people with an Amazon Kindle were almost three times more likely to have had their car windows broken in the previous year than people without an Amazon Kindle and about one-and-a-half times more likely to have parked their car without a valid reason.
The thing is that when you put it in your car, you’re also creating a visual representation of your attention. We’ve all been in a situation where we’re on autopilot and forget we’re on autopilot. When we put our attention in one place it can start to distract us. If you have an Amazon Kindle, you’re likely going to be doing the same thing. Just like people with a Kindle are more likely to be distracted.
You have to remember though that the more you put your attention in one place, the more likely you are to be distracted. So if you want more of the same kind of effect youll have to look at more than one thing at a time. An example of this is the game Minecraft. When you put your attention in one place and play Minecraft, you have to spend more time playing than you do when you put your attention in many different places simultaneously.
Another example is the movie Avatar. We can play the movie in so many different ways, but when we watch the movie with our eyes closed we end up focusing on just one thing for very long, so we end up with a very disjointed experience. That’s why it’s useful to play the movie in a theater. Just close your eyes and focus on one thing and you’ll be able to get the full experience without all the distractions.
Thats why the supply llama is always on TV. You simply need to bring your attention to one thing at a time. But if we don’t have this option, we will end up doing a lot of things at once.
The supply llama is a dog that is always on the scene, always hunting down people who are doing something wrong. But it would be much more effective if the llama, or at least the part of the llama that is on the scene, had a real name. It is often mispronounced and misused, and I’m sure you can imagine the confusion if you hear it.
supply llama could be the first llama of the future, but I doubt it. After all, their real name is the “elephant” (which is an oxymoron), and they are the type of llama that is only found in the Amazon rainforest.
I do hope that supply llama will have a real name. In that way, we can all pronounce it just right. So with that in mind, supply llama should be the first llama of the future.